when the person you hate tries to talk to you
I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day
spell your name. now spell your name backwards. now spell it forwards again. that’s your name
Ive seen one episode of sponge bob squarepants in my life
"I tried not to reblog this I swear"
Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit
"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"
attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand